He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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