so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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