It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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