i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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