i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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