I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
