Don't you send me to vm
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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