these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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