ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
