and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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