Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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