Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
