You really coming over, don't trick.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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