Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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