Christians are straight up FREAKS
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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