I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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