still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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