Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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