I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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