I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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