11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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