i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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