Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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