they said they heard you say put it in my butt
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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