New invention idea: vibrating tampons
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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