So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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