East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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