If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
