That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
