The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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