I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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