I need help removing her.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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