Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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