It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Houston, we have a blender
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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