anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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