that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You are the jesus of drinking
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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