I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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