real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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