Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
worst night to have a conscience
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
