You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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