Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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