i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Drake has all the answers
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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