yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
