i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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