He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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