Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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