Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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