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I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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