Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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