please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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